Bug Fix Wife 1.0

Courtesy:Email Circulation

Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

I desperately need some help. I recently upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new
program began giving unexpected errors and also took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t
mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife
1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it
monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run
and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to
operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but
Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall
doesn’t work on this program.
With regards,


Dear customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a
UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run
everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife
1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife
1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to
uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
system once installed. Some people have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up
with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony
Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0
installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and
deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any
faults or problems occur, whatever you think has
caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be
necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE! a number of times
but hopefully eventually the operating system will
return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high
maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the
most out of it consider buying additional software
such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under
any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short
Skirt version) as this is not a supported application
for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly
crash. Thank you for using the program!!

PS: In no case try to install the free software
(Mother-in-Law 1.0) that comes with WIFE 1.0 operating
system. Installing the software would lead to Not
Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.



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