Some PJs..

Courtesy:Email Circulation!

   Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
  After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ….. why ???
  because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

  BRUCE LEE was a great man
  But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man…
  why?
  Because he became
  MAMU LEE!

  One day Ravan went to a disco……. ……… ……… ..
  aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ………… …….
  kyun???????? ????????? ??
  kyun???????? ??????

  bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head”

who made Ganesh to Anesh…????
  ThinK……
  Think……
  okay…..

  ” KAILASH KHER “
  tere naam se ” G ” loon….

  Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
  naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
  Kyon??????
 Think……. ……

  Give up??
  Coz…

  “Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango..”

  AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE NOT THE LEAST

 Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”

  And   Why are American husbands called “MADE OF GOLD”

  Socho

  Thoda sur Socho
  ?
  ?

  Socho Socho….
  ?
  Nahi Aata
  Bcoz

  Indian wives call their husband “A g” (Scientific Symbol for Silver)

  American wives call their husband “A u” (Scientific Symbol for Gold….)

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About ARCHER!

Howdy!! I am a Blogger,a Writer and a Cartoonist! I maintain around 14 blogs ranging from cartoons,food,travel,photography,sci tech,music to reviews on books and movies.
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